WHY PREETY ZINTA

DO YOU KNOW !

WHY PREETY ZINTA IS NOT MARRING JAS WADIA

BECAUSE JAS WADIA DON'T HAVE BSNL LANDLINE PHONE.

I asked for strength ...............

God gave me difficulties to make me strong

I asked for wisdom................

........ God gave me problems to solve

I asked for prosperity...............

.........God gave me Brain & Brawns to work.

I asked for courage...............

............God gave me dangers to overcome

I asked for love.......................

.......God gave me troubled people to help

I asked for favours..........

.......God gave me opportunities

I received nothing.......

.........I received everthing but not received what I exactly needed .

EMERGED AS BIG /GREAT RAVANA'S OF CURRENT POLITICAL SENIERIO.

THEY ARE JUST LIKE AS POLITICAL GUNDAS , THEY ARE JUST INSECTS/COCKROACHES

WHICH CREATES/ SPREEDS VARIOUS DISEASES TO OUR SOCIETY. WE NEED TO PUMP /SPLASH DDT/ PRECUTIONARY MEDICATIONS ON THEM.

THESE POLITICTIONS NAMED AS BAL-RAJ -UDHAV (THAKARE)

THEY SIMPLY BELIVING IN DIVIDING PEPOLE ONTHE BASIS OF CAST/ RELIGION/ LANGUAGES OTHER ISSUE.

THEY MUST BE SHOOT ON HEAD.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS MATTER ?

FATHER - HAVE YOU PUT ON YOUR MUM'S PERFUME ?

YOU SMELL LIKE A GIRL.

SON - NO, DAD . IT'S YOUR AFTERSHAVE !

Did I find myself ....?

I was looking at the rainbow

Did I see the grass......?

Yes , I was looking at you

But do you really exist....?

Are you dead or alive.......?

I was trying for perfection !

How can perfection be found ?

I was searching for you

Did I find myself ......?

There is a light somewhere nearby

The shadow sings the song ,

Preconceptions are not always right ,

Preconceptions are not always wrong.

yesterday is far

Today is gone

What were you waiting for

I could not find.

I dreamt a melodious duet

Did I sing a solo song ?

If you are unhappy

Nothing is right

If you are happy

Nothing is wrong & everything is sound.

The better will come

The worst is passed/ gone .

May be this because of life -cycle.

I am searching for " Time"

Did I have a " Time" ...?

BLOOD PRESSURE CREATS SOME OTHER PROBLEMS SUCH STRESS, DIABETES ETC. THOSE WHO TAKES DRUGS TO REDUCE BP END UP WITH ADVERSE SIDE EFFECTS LIKE FATIGUE TO COUGHS & SEXUAL DYSFUNTION.

THERE'S A DRUG-FREE METHOD THAT HAS JUST BECOME AVIALABE IN INDIA.

THE HAND-HELD ELECTRONIC DEVICE , " RESPeRATE" - AS THE NAME SUGGEST IT WORKS BY MAKING YOU RESPIRE AT A LOWER RATE.

THE USER HAS TO WEAR AS HEADPHONES & BREATHES RHYTHIMICALLY TO A TUNE SPECIALLY SET FOR THE ABOVE BP PROBLEM. THE TEMPO OF THE TUNE ITSELF IS ADAPTED TO WORK ON YOUR NORMAL BREATHING PATTERN.

YOU HAVE TO USE THE DEVICE , FOR 15 MINUTES THREE OR FOUR TIMES WEEKLY , SO THAT YOUR BREATHING PACE IS GRADUALLY BROUGHT DOWN TO HEALTHY "THERAPEUTIC " LEVELS OF UNDER 10 PREATHS PER MINUTE.

THIS DEVICE AUTOMATICALLY RELIEVES STRESS , LETTING BLOOD FLOW MORE FREELY , & REDUCES BLOOD PRESSURE.

Genie -" I am one- wish genie".

woman -" See this map ? , I want these countries tostop fighting so we can have world peace."

Genie- " It's difficult , tell me other wish."

woman- "I need a man who loves me , loves kids, likes to cook ,doesn't watch sports channel all day."

Genie- "okay , let me see that map again."

MERI KAYAALOON KI MALIKA BACHKE REHNA RE BABA MERI KHAWAHISHIH HAI KI JEENA SIRF MERE LIYE SHAADI SE PEHALE

NAHI TO MURDER KARKE AAP KA SOOROR UTTAR DONGA ,

TABH TUM JANOOGE GURU KI PYYAR KE SIDE EFFECTS KYA HOTE HAI.

ISLIYE FAUJJ MEIN MOUJ KARO AUR UNVEILED MEIN AAPNE MYITH

KO TONDKAR UGLI AUR PAGALI SE KAHO WELCOME

MAAN GAYE MUGALE- AAZAM

AAB TO DASAVTHARAM DIKHA DO.

MARBLE KA PAHAD DEKHO

TIL DEKHO ,TAAD DEKHO.

ANNKHEE PHAD DEKHO

MANDU KA MAHAL DEKHO, JUNGLE KI HULCHUL DEKHO

CHEETAL DEKHO, GAUR DEKHO BARASINGHA AUR MOR DEKHO.

SHIVPURI KI CHATREE DEKHO

CHAANDI KI RAIL PATRI DEKHO.

UJJAIN KA SANT DEKHO.

BAUDHIK MAHANT DEKHO

ORCHHA MEIN BHULO BHATKO

GEETA AUR KURAN DEKHO.

INDORE KI SHAN DEKHO.

BHIMBETTTTAKA KI KALAKARI DEKHO

KAISE BANTA PAN DEKHO.

KAJUOORHO DEKHO.

SATAPURA KI RANI DEKHO.

DHARMON KI MEFFIL DEKHO

BHOPAL RAJDHANI DEKHO

JHEEL DEKHO , TAAL DEKHO

BAHTA PAANI JHILMIL DEKHO.

AANTH ME MERE DIL DEKHO.

MEIN KAL KA EK AJANABI COOLIE FAMILY KA CHUPKE-CHUPKE

AGNIPATH PAR CHALTE HUIEN KAB AAJ KA WAQT KA SHANSHAN BAN GAYA , PATA HAI NAHI YAH KASI PAHALI HAI ?

WAQT KI HARAPHERI KA SILSILLA YANHI NAHI KATAM HOO BALKI MEIN KAHKI PAHAN KAR LOGO KI DILO KI DEEWAR KO ABINAY KI TRISHUL SE ANNAND MEIN SHAAN SE TODA , YAH EK AAJUBA HE TO HAI.

PHIR SOCHTA HOON YAH KAMYABI MERE NASEEB ME THI ISLYA MUJHE MILLI ,ESKA MUJHE KOI ABHIMAAN BHI NAHI KEENTU MERI AANKHE KO ESI AARMAAN KO PURA HOTE DEKNE KI ABILAASHA THI.

KUDHA GAWAH HAI EK DIN LOGO KE DILO MEIN INKALAAB JAROOR AAYEGA TABHI KOI SHARABHI BAGWANH KAANTEE MEIN SE FOOLO KO ZANJIR SE NIKALEGA AUR AAMAR AKBAR AANTHONI PUKAAR KEHGA KYUON HO GAYA NA , MUKKADHAR KA SIKANDAAR.

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