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WHY PRETY ZINTA
WHY PREETY ZINTA DO YOU KNOW ! WHY PREETY ZINTA IS NOT MARRING JAS WADIA BECAUSE JAS WADIA DON'T HAVE BSNL LANDLINE PHONE.
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AN ANSWERED PRAYER
AN ANSWERED PRAYER I asked for strength ............... God gave me difficulties to make me strong I asked for wisdom................ ........ God gave me problems to solve I asked for prosperity............... .........God gave me Brain & Brawns to work. I asked for courage............... ............God gave me dangers to overcome I asked for love....................... .......God gave me troubled people to help I asked for favours.......... .......God gave me opportunities I received nothing....... .........I received everthing but not received what I exactly needed .
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THREE RAVANA'S OF MUMBAI
IN THE RECENT PAST SOME OF THE MUMBAI NETAS ( POLITICS PERSONNEL) EMERGED AS BIG /GREAT RAVANA'S OF CURRENT POLITICAL SENIERIO. THEY ARE JUST LIKE AS POLITICAL GUNDAS , THEY ARE JUST INSECTS/COCKROACHES WHICH CREATES/ SPREEDS VARIOUS DISEASES TO OUR SOCIETY. WE NEED TO PUMP /SPLASH DDT/ PRECUTIONARY MEDICATIONS ON THEM. THESE POLITICTIONS NAMED AS BAL-RAJ -UDHAV (THAKARE) THEY SIMPLY BELIVING IN DIVIDING PEPOLE ONTHE BASIS OF CAST/ RELIGION/ LANGUAGES OTHER ISSUE. THEY MUST BE SHOOT ON HEAD. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS MATTER ?
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PERFUME
SON COMES TO HIS FATHER
FATHER - HAVE YOU PUT ON YOUR MUM'S PERFUME ?
YOU SMELL LIKE A GIRL.
SON - NO, DAD . IT'S YOUR AFTERSHAVE !
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SEARCHING FOR YOU
I was searching for you Did I find myself ....? I was looking at the rainbow Did I see the grass......? Yes , I was looking at you But do you really exist....? Are you dead or alive.......? I was trying for perfection ! How can perfection be found ? I was searching for you Did I find myself ......? There is a light somewhere nearby The shadow sings the song , Preconceptions are not always right , Preconceptions are not always wrong. yesterday is far Today is gone What were you waiting for I could not find. I dreamt a melodious duet Did I sing a solo song ? If you are unhappy Nothing is right If you are happy Nothing is wrong & everything is sound. The better will come The worst is passed/ gone . May be this because of life -cycle. I am searching for " Time" Did I have a " Time" ...?
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BREATHE DOWN YOUR BP
IN LAST RESENT PAST BLOOD PRESSURE EMERGED AS BIG KILLER. ONE IN FOUR URBAN INDIANS SUFFER FROM HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE , IT ALSO KNOWN AS HYPERTENTION. HIGH BP IS USUALLY MANAGED WITH DRUGS & DIET. BLOOD PRESSURE CREATS SOME OTHER PROBLEMS SUCH STRESS, DIABETES ETC. THOSE WHO TAKES DRUGS TO REDUCE BP END UP WITH ADVERSE SIDE EFFECTS LIKE FATIGUE TO COUGHS & SEXUAL DYSFUNTION. THERE'S A DRUG-FREE METHOD THAT HAS JUST BECOME AVIALABE IN INDIA. THE HAND-HELD ELECTRONIC DEVICE , " RESPeRATE" - AS THE NAME SUGGEST IT WORKS BY MAKING YOU RESPIRE AT A LOWER RATE. THE USER HAS TO WEAR AS HEADPHONES & BREATHES RHYTHIMICALLY TO A TUNE SPECIALLY SET FOR THE ABOVE BP PROBLEM. THE TEMPO OF THE TUNE ITSELF IS ADAPTED TO WORK ON YOUR NORMAL BREATHING PATTERN. YOU HAVE TO USE THE DEVICE , FOR 15 MINUTES THREE OR FOUR TIMES WEEKLY , SO THAT YOUR BREATHING PACE IS GRADUALLY BROUGHT DOWN TO HEALTHY "THERAPEUTIC " LEVELS OF UNDER 10 PREATHS PER MINUTE. THIS DEVICE AUTOMATICALLY RELIEVES STRESS , LETTING BLOOD FLOW MORE FREELY , & REDUCES BLOOD PRESSURE.
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smart genie
A woman rubbed a lamp & genie came out. Genie -" I am one- wish genie". woman -" See this map ? , I want these countries tostop fighting so we can have world peace." Genie- " It's difficult , tell me other wish." woman- "I need a man who loves me , loves kids, likes to cook ,doesn't watch sports channel all day." Genie- "okay , let me see that map again."
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BACHKE REHNA RE BABA
BACHKE REHNA RE BABA MERI KAYAALOON KI MALIKA BACHKE REHNA RE BABA MERI KHAWAHISHIH HAI KI JEENA SIRF MERE LIYE SHAADI SE PEHALE NAHI TO MURDER KARKE AAP KA SOOROR UTTAR DONGA , TABH TUM JANOOGE GURU KI PYYAR KE SIDE EFFECTS KYA HOTE HAI. ISLIYE FAUJJ MEIN MOUJ KARO AUR UNVEILED MEIN AAPNE MYITH KO TONDKAR UGLI AUR PAGALI SE KAHO WELCOME MAAN GAYE MUGALE- AAZAM AAB TO DASAVTHARAM DIKHA DO.
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maddhya pradesh mein kya kya dekho
SHER DEKHO SHER KI DAHAD DEKHO MARBLE KA PAHAD DEKHO TIL DEKHO ,TAAD DEKHO. ANNKHEE PHAD DEKHO MANDU KA MAHAL DEKHO, JUNGLE KI HULCHUL DEKHO CHEETAL DEKHO, GAUR DEKHO BARASINGHA AUR MOR DEKHO. SHIVPURI KI CHATREE DEKHO CHAANDI KI RAIL PATRI DEKHO. UJJAIN KA SANT DEKHO. BAUDHIK MAHANT DEKHO ORCHHA MEIN BHULO BHATKO GEETA AUR KURAN DEKHO. INDORE KI SHAN DEKHO. BHIMBETTTTAKA KI KALAKARI DEKHO KAISE BANTA PAN DEKHO. KAJUOORHO DEKHO. SATAPURA KI RANI DEKHO. DHARMON KI MEFFIL DEKHO BHOPAL RAJDHANI DEKHO JHEEL DEKHO , TAAL DEKHO BAHTA PAANI JHILMIL DEKHO. AANTH ME MERE DIL DEKHO.
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KABHI-KABHI
KABHI- KABHI MERE DIL MEIN KAHYAL AATA HAI , MEIN KAL KA EK AJANABI COOLIE FAMILY KA CHUPKE-CHUPKE AGNIPATH PAR CHALTE HUIEN KAB AAJ KA WAQT KA SHANSHAN BAN GAYA , PATA HAI NAHI YAH KASI PAHALI HAI ? WAQT KI HARAPHERI KA SILSILLA YANHI NAHI KATAM HOO BALKI MEIN KAHKI PAHAN KAR LOGO KI DILO KI DEEWAR KO ABINAY KI TRISHUL SE ANNAND MEIN SHAAN SE TODA , YAH EK AAJUBA HE TO HAI. PHIR SOCHTA HOON YAH KAMYABI MERE NASEEB ME THI ISLYA MUJHE MILLI ,ESKA MUJHE KOI ABHIMAAN BHI NAHI KEENTU MERI AANKHE KO ESI AARMAAN KO PURA HOTE DEKNE KI ABILAASHA THI. KUDHA GAWAH HAI EK DIN LOGO KE DILO MEIN INKALAAB JAROOR AAYEGA TABHI KOI SHARABHI BAGWANH KAANTEE MEIN SE FOOLO KO ZANJIR SE NIKALEGA AUR AAMAR AKBAR AANTHONI PUKAAR KEHGA KYUON HO GAYA NA , MUKKADHAR KA SIKANDAAR. MORE TOO COME
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